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New Paltz

Like Prince, he goes by just one name (hopefully he doesn't go out like him).  Crane is also a CIA alumni we acquired from a local work release program (JK). Growing up in Vermont and Colorado, Crane liked to walk alone in the woods bonding with the surrounding nature.  While there, he learned to forage for his own food, live off the land, and grow a sweet ass beard.  He is a real man's man (really he's our token redneck but we wanted to be nice on our website).